Conversations With David

David and I are watching Sherlock Holmes. I know ZERO about popular Western tv. I like crime tv and documentaries. So David has been seducing me into Dr. Who and Sherlock while I’ve been getting him to watch We Got Married (It’s a Korean reality tv show).

Me: Is their scandal about Cumberbatch? Is he molesting his nanny or something?
David: Nope. He’s a proper Englishman.
Me: Oh! So he buggers sheep.
David: Yep.
Me. Actually, it’s Wales.
David: He buggers whales?
Me: What?! No! The Welsh bugger sheep!
David: Could you even imagine buggering a whale?
Me: Not really.